People Share Their “Only In Las Vegas” Stories

Growing up, I had my share of hilarious stories that could only have been the result of a wild party gone a little too far. My inebriated adventures usually involved being surrounded by those I trust the most, so we all had a wonderful, inhibition-free time. My inebriated escapades were probably tame to more the seasoned and experienced seekers of a “good time.”

If you asked someone what’s the best place to let go and have a good time, they’ll inevitably say Las Vegas. Not only is it filled with bright lights, hotels, and more casinos than you can count, their slogan says it all: “What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.” The 17-year-old slogan recently went through a bit of a refresher and as of last month, Vegas’ new slogan is “What happens here, only happens here.”

Although their slogan has changed, the sentiment remains the same: It’s a magical place where the unexpected should be expected! Below are some of the most off-the-wall stories we’ve found featuring the wild and fierce city of Las Vegas.

26. This Older Gentleman Sounds Like He Just Wants To Be Pretty

“There was a call for an undesirable person in our valet lot and I and another officer responded to the call.

We get there and there’s an older gentleman (probably 60) sitting on the sidewalk with a backpack and a small handbag.

He is sitting with some beige pants, shirtless and no shoes. I walk closer and I see that the handbag he has is actually a cosmetics bag that was full of makeup supplies. I see he has an open bottle of bright red nail polish and he’s applying the nail polish to his forehead. The closer I get I see that he has purple nail polish on his chest, blue nail polish on his shoulders and then the red on his face.

I ask him

‘Hey man… What’s going on here?’

‘Oh. I’m just putting on my makeup.’

‘Alright, well you look beautiful but you gotta go.’

‘Oh, thank you! I’ll leave.’

He proceeds to collect his belongings as slow and calm as a man could. He gets up and begins to walk away and I’m thinking that was a pretty ok encounter. I say,

‘Have a nice day!’

He turns around and yells

‘EFF YOU! Get off me!’ and proceeds to fast walk/jog away from me.” richyrocks1167

25. They Just Wanted A Peaceful Night Out, But Instead Got A Pushy Man Wanting To Have His Way With Them

“My husband and I decided to get dressed to enjoy a date night at sunset casino in Henderson (community about 15 mins from Las Vegas strip).

We look hip and trendy or so we’re constantly told but let me tell you, in reality, we are some square folk. People who actually know us call us uptight and old fashioned. Again people who don’t know us assume differently (we’re a young couple).

Anyway, we sit at the bar and order some martinis. A man is staring at us HARD from across the bar. He saunters over and sits beside my husband. He says ‘you two look like you know how to have a good time.’

Husband chuckles and kind of turns away from him.

Guy touches his arm and says ‘Hey, I know where there’s some real fun, I’ll take you to a wild party, we can make some serious coin and I’m down for anything.’

My mouth is agape staring at what he just said, perhaps he interprets my look as interest?!

He freaking WINKS.

Husband says, ‘Man, we’re just trying to have a date night. We ain’t interested.’

Well, this guy gets MAD!!

He jumps out of his seat, gets in my husband’s face and is cussing belligerent obscenities because we didn’t want to ‘party’ with him.

Me, ‘Security, security!!!’

They escort him from the premises.

The bartender says ‘Man, that never happens here. The strip maybe, but never here.’

We have a good laugh and yes we try to stay off-strip as much as possible.” Luz Craver

24. This Employee Wishes He Had Never Seen This Homeless Man Kissing An Animal From The Trash

“My time to shine. I worked at a Vegas restaurant that faced the Bellagio fountains so we had a ton of foot traffic in front of the restaurant and were open 24hours.

I worked the graveyard shift and saw plenty of crazy.

The most memorable and definitely the weirdest thing I saw was one morning around 4:00 am when I was working on our patio that was around 6 feet raised above the sidewalk. From out of nowhere, a giant, I mean GIANT homeless man in a floor-length tie-dye dress/shirt/moo-moo shuffled in front of the restaurant patio towards a trashcan on the sidewalk.

He began digging in the trash and I kid you not pulled out a live ferret along with some other trash, kissed it on the mouth and just kept on walking.

I didn’t know if he put the ferret in there, if he knew it was in there or if he was just cool with taking on a random trash pet or what. I really hope he wasn’t baby-birding food from its mouth, but I remember thinking it couldn’t really be happening in front of me. I think I can confidently say that was the craziest thing I witnessed working in Vegas.” mrnickylu

23. His Last Lucky Chip

“Back in the 90s I worked with a guy who’d never been to Vegas, but had devised a plan to save $2,000.00, fly there for a weekend, and gamble like there was no tomorrow.

If he lost it all, he lost it all. It would be a lifetime adventure.

Well, by noon on Sunday, he’s lost almost all of it, except for about $65.00 (perhaps half of which would be cab-fare back to the airport). He also left one slot machine token in his pocket as a souvenir of his Las Vegas monetary blow-out extravaganza.

He had also done a lot of over-the-top eating during his stay.

In the cab, he farted and (excuse me, here)…..wet-crapped his pants.

He instructed the driver to return to his hotel, where he took some clean clothes to the Men’s Room and could clean himself up before his flight.

About to discard his soiled pants and underwear in the trash can, he felt his souvenir coin in the pocket.

As most people know, in Vegas slot machines are almost everywhere you look, including outside the restroom entrances and exits. He thought, ‘Oh…..what the heck’….and put the coin into the machine next to the door, pushed the button…..and won $15,000.”Source

22. Every Server Has Bad Nights – Even In Vegas

“As a cocktail server for nine years in one of the first joints in Las Vegas, I have seen and heard many crazy things. It’s always surprising how many people take the saying “What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas” to the heart.

 

The VIP bottle rooms were where most of the fun stuff happened. Buying a bottle of liquor for $250 and more, while being catered to by a scantily clad cocktail server, behind velvet ropes in a darkened room seems to bring out some of the most appalling and jaw-dropping behavior.

One specific weekend, I feel that everyone forgot how to behave. It was Allstar Weekend in Las Vegas.

It was the first and only time to date that we hosted this basketball weekend. That night we saw all kinds of celebrities, and basketball stars, from Shaquille O’Neal to the rap group the Game.

I was in the VIP bottle service room that was catering specifically to Dwayne Wade and his entourage. The Game was also seated in my section. Suge Knight was on the other side of the nightspot in a different VIP room, and Snoop Dog was even there. Draw drop number one came when my manager told me that Dwayne Wade’s table was to be comped the entire night.

He and his friends drank over $10,000 worth of liquor. Draw drop number two came when they didn’t tip me $1.00 for their comps. Draw drop number three came when Brandy the singer showed up later in the evening and asked for a margarita with top-shelf liquor. When I presented her with the bill of $26.00, she threw a fit, refused to pay, and asked for my manager who promptly comped her drink for her.

Number four came when I heard that on the other side of the club Suge Knight got into a conflict with some thugs from LA, and drew a weapon.

There was a pretty tense standoff between security, Suge and the thugs until LVMPD (the cops) showed up and escorted the two groups out.

The icing on the cake for my night came at the very end. The DJ called out the last call, and I was relieved to have made it through my night. I was irritated that I hadn’t made as much as I could have due to Dwayne Wade’s group of non-tippers, but I had a couple of tables that had made up for it. I was exhausted after my long night, and couldn’t wait to finish up my side work and go home.

I was staring at the bar across from my room when all of a sudden a chair was thrown over my head towards a group of guys that were by the bar I was looking at. All of sudden everything turned to chaos, and there was a stampede of people trying to getaway.

The Game and one of the guys got into a fight about a ring the Game said he took, and another person from the entourage had thrown the chair. An all-out fight broke out, with me watching it all from under corner booth table. Security and Metro separated and escorted both groups out, and that was the end of my night.

Needless to say, it was jaw-dropping and unforgettable.” Source

21. An Instant Millionaire Who’s Cheap

“I was playing craps at the Bellagio one afternoon. I was playing for quite some time with a $15 minimum, and although they raised the minimum bet amount on the table I was grandfathered into betting the lower amounts on which I had started betting. The thing about winning in craps (or just about any gaming) is to understand the odds and streaks. You are going to get on winning streaks and losing streaks and the only way you can win a lot is to bet a lot so you have a lot to lose.

Craps facilitates this to win a lot of money quickly and lose a lot of money quickly. Inevitably, you will get on a winning streak and a losing streak, and the only way to win is to walk away when you are up because of you keep playing you will eventually go down again because the odds are always in the favor of the casino.

It must have been around 10 pm when a group of people arrived at the table next to the one at which I was playing. The group seemed to have one person who was leading the party and he walked up already holding a lot of gaming chips in chip holder so he had a lot to bet.

He also seemed to be known by the casino personnel as they promptly removed any other players from the table and made it his private table so he was known to them as a high roller.

Whatever the maximum amounts were prior to his arrival must have been increased and he proceeded to start betting. He must have been betting large amounts, because the casino employees working my table started to talk about him and how much he was winning. They also commented on how cheap he was in not tipping anyone on his table in spite of winning $1 million – this happened in the span of about 30 minutes.

The end of the betting came when this high roller accused the employee taking the bets that a bet that he had just lost was incorrectly placed by the employee.

If you have ever played craps, it can be complicated with a lot of moving parts, especially when there are a lot of people betting on the table, so mistakes do happen. But in my experience, the employees are very good and get it right or ask if they are unsure, and with only one person betting they are very unlikely to get a bet wrong. Nevertheless, the better started screaming at the employee and the pit boss, who is responsible for all of the craps tables, so it must have been a very significant bet that he lost. He insisted that the casino go to the videotapes of the bet – most of the casino floor is recorded by hidden cameras, and they will especially zoom in on a table where a lot of dough is at risk.

The yelling went on for some time and someone from above the casino floor had to come down the resolve the issue. I don’t know if they went to the tapes, but it did seem that the casino gave him the money for the bet and he promptly took his larger stack of chips and his entourage and left the casino floor. It was very dramatic and one of the employees on my table said it was a Microsoft executive (but I can assure you it was not Bill Gates or Paul Allen as I would have recognized them and they also seem too rich to get so worked up over money).” Source

20. The Worst Of The Worst

“When I worked in a casino, the craziest story was a man brought a backpack full of cash to my window.

Crazy amounts. He requested 25K of 20s to be exchanged for hundred-dollar bills. This happens quite a bit, but 25K was way over the limit of what was acceptable to do without proper paperwork, so I requested his ID. All I needed it for was to type him into the system that checks to make sure he isn’t evading taxes.

But the ID he gave me definitely wasn’t him unless he had Benjamin Button disease. The guy in the ID was in his 70’s, IIRC, and the guy in my window was maybe in his late twenties, early thirties.

This is grounds to call my supervisor and fill out even worse paperwork that we send to authorities, also IIRC, the secret service.

I had scanned the ID he gave me, and when my manager got there, she told him pretty much ‘obviously this isn’t you.’ And he apologized, said he had grabbed his grandpa’s ID instead of his own, his was in his car.

Took his backpack, still with some moolah inside, left, and never came back. We just had 25K in 20s that remained in our vault until we got the report back from SS (or whoever it was sent to, I still can’t remember) that said homeboy murdered the man in the ID, buried him in his own backyard, and robbed him.

Minor stories also include the poker players who come to the tournaments and urinate in the hallways because they lose. Happens every year. One even pooped and smeared it all over one of the elevator walls.

The guy who shoved three thousand dollars in my tip box (as a joke, until he dropped it and caused a scene) because he said he’d give it to me if I’d hook up with him. (I didn’t get to keep it but he was kicked out for being vulgar and rude.)

Some teenagers stole a woman’s purse on the floor and were chased around the casino by our guards for a good 10 minutes before a guest just stuck his leg out and tripped him.

He was bleeding as he was cuffed and they called tribal police to come to take him away.” nosidamadison

19. Things Started Out Badly But Ended Up Amazing

“My girl and I went to Vegas for her 21st birthday and decided to go to Sapphires. We’re used to dance clubs where girls get in for free though so we’re quite surprised to find out they wanted us to pay $35 to get in. We had just paid $15 for a cab to get there and had spent over an hour getting ready, we looked hot and wanted to have a good night so we decided to pay it.

The place was packed and when we finally ordered drinks, bottom shelf mixed drinks we’re $20! So, we didn’t order drinks and just decided to go get our money back and to leave. My friend, let’s call her Katie, is a shy introvert and will do anything to avoid confrontation so she didn’t even want to ask for our money back but I wasn’t going to put up with that. I asked the receptionist for a refund which she refused, she got her boss who also refused so I asked for the guy who ran the place and they said I’d have to wait for a half-hour to talk to him.

I waited. A big, ripped guy with a name along the lines ‘Slayer’ comes out and asked what my concern was. I explained why I was upset and that I wanted a refund so we could leave. He explained to me that in Vegas they actually pay taxi drivers a lot of dough to drop off girls even if we already paid them. So he’d be losing money if we left. Instead, he offered us a VIP table with a few free rounds. That was enough for me, we stayed just long enough to drink our drinks and then decided to go see the Calvin Harris show.

We were tipsy and it took us a while to find the venue and by the time we go there, it was closed. Two cute bouncers saw us trying to get in and told us we missed the show but said they were done with their shift and were going to a party if we wanted to come. So, we did. We walked to the one guy’s car, a nice Porsche Boxster, and got in. Katie had to sit on my lap in the passenger side and the other guy said he would meet us there.

They took us to a club way off the strip that looked like it was closed, they had a password to get in and once we went inside it was amazing.

Club lights, dancers, drinks and food service. And everything was free! We got free dances, free drinks, free sushi, anything we wanted. The guys never made any moves on us, they never tried hitting on us or did anything to make us uncomfortable. They were complete gentlemen the whole time and said they just wanted to make sure we had fun. We stayed there until 5 am having a great time and then they called us a cab to get back to our hotel. Best night of my life. Never got either of those guys names.”pwnkakeswce

18. His Billionaire Mindset Is Next Level

“I read this in an obituary for Australian billionaire Kerry Packer.

Packer was renowned for spending big at the tables, and for his generosity. During one trip, he had a table to himself and started talking to the dealer. Eventually, she mentioned that she was struggling to pay her mortgage and feed her family. Packer then decided to massively tip her, but the dealer refused (even though she was grateful).

Packer asked why, and the dealer said it was because all tips had to be shared with the dealer pool and that his money would be going to other dealers.

Packer stopped her, and said, “Get your manager over here.” She tried to interject, but he reiterated that she needed to get her manager.

The manager turned up and Packer said, “Fire this woman immediately.” Being the whale that he was, the dealer was fired on the spot.

Packer then turned to the dealer and said, “Now you don’t have to share this with the other dealers,” and gave her the full tip. She accepted (obviously).

Packer turned to the manager and then said, “Hire this woman immediately.” She was hired right away, and got to keep the entire tip.” upforgrabs21

17. From Start To Finish, This Story Is Truly A Whirlwind Of Information

“What happens in Vegas doesn’t happen to me.

But my favorite story happened about 2 1/2 years ago when a completely “birthday suited” couple was getting it on on the High Roller, the world’s tallest Ferris wheel. This whole act was seen by lots of people from the cabins above them. And of course, recorded. Since all cabins have videos to allow security to make sure no one is doing anything else prohibited. Security used the ride’s intercom to instruct the couple to put their clothes back on.

The couple promptly ignored the instructions. Police were notified and after the 30-minute ride, the two were taken into custody.” Dennis Ward

16.  Instead Of Waking Up Peacefully, This Birthday Boy Woke Up In Soil

“I didn’t do any gambling while I was [in Vegas] for my birthday last year, but I got very inebriated like you’re supposed to.

I woke up the next morning very discombobulated, covered in soil, and surrounded by plants.

Apparently, I had been stumbling around the city pulling leaves off of succulents and cacti, and repeatedly telling my friend that ‘It’s my birthday, these are my birthday presents to me.’ I still have two of them that have grown really well, I call them my shame plants. So I guess what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas unless you take it home and put it in soil?” oblongturtle

 

15. She Just Wanted To Play Some More…Even After She Hit Big

“This very old woman was playing slots.

She was in a wheelchair and had an oxygen tank. She was clearly not there by herself, her family was nearby.

Well, she hits it BIG, and I mean BIG. Bells are ringing, lights flashing, the entire room knows something big just happened.

Casino staff and personnel come swarm her, already getting out the paperwork for her to sign. The bells and lights are still going nuts. A crowd is gathering. She’s clearly not able to handle all this, so her family steps in, and they start talking with the casino staff. The crowd just gets bigger, people start taking photos, and the bells and lights are still going nuts.

Quietly, off to the side, the old woman wheels her chair outside the crush of people and starts putting coins into another slot machine. She doesn’t care if she won big, she just wants to keep pumping money into the machine. She’s not oblivious to what’s going on, but she clearly doesn’t care.” DidYouKnowFacts

14. These Couple Of Stories Will Make You Think Twice Before Going To Vegas

“Lifeguarded at one of the pools on the strip, at one of the most notorious hotel. I watched a guy walk up to a girl, let her puke in his hands, smell the puke, then dump it on the floor and start making out with the girl.

I had to yell at them for starting to disrobe as well. We would be cleaning up used up protection, vomit, booze containers, clothing, syringes and all kinds of garbage up after closing every week, it was absolutely disgusting. I also have a family member who worked with the local government when they were trying to curb the Mob’s influence. They were instrumental in convicting a few individuals. One day, they were leaving to go to church with their family, when their son pointed out a thin wire running along with their hood or something like that. They got everyone out of the car, opened it up, and found that the ignition had been connected to the fuel tank or something, essentially it was rigged so that when they started the car it would go up in flames.

I guess it’s crazy that that was so close to home.” 4chinisbetterkek

13. This Man Has Seen A lot Of Oddities As A Local

“Local here:

A few years ago I’m the DD driving home from a local bar. Most artery streets in Vegas are 45, and I was probably going 50. I see something down the road so I start to slow down as it’s dark. It’s a dude standing there. A dude, maybe 40-50, with no shirt on, and he’s facing my vehicle as I approach. I get a bit closer and realize he is peeing in the center lane of a 45 mph road.

After coming to a complete halt, we just stare at him. After a few seconds, with his other hand, he just waves me by, telling me to proceed. I did.” pageplantzoso

12.  This Supermodel Wannabe Learned That Water Weighs Down Clothes…The Hard Way

“At a pool people watching with my friends during an all-girl Vegas trip, this gorgeous, fantastic beautiful woman in a white crotchet bikini gets up from her chaise lounge and walks like a supermodel in slow motion.

Like wind gently blowing her blonde hair, body, tan, the whole nine yards.

I’m a straight chick and I had a total crush for this girl.

So did every single 80-year-old man at the pool. They stood around her drooling. The young guys stayed back and played cool.

She dipped under the water and did the whole splash thing with her hair, I swear it was all slow motion.

When she opened her eyes, not only did she realize she was surrounded by geezers, she realized her bikini top slipped down.

SO funny to watch her return to her seat fast-forward after all the slow-motion stuff.” Stabfacenotback 

Another User Comments:

“That sounds like that would be really annoying to swim in.” SlinkySix

11. This Birthday Party Ended With A Painful Trip To The Hospital

“I stayed at Planet Hollywood for a buddy’s birthday.

My friend got super wasted, fell through the shower, and cut up his shoulder/arm pretty bad. Security and paramedics were called to the room to address the situation.

While asking friends questions about what happened, he gives them false names and begins to blame others for the accident. While [my] friend is getting put onto the gurney, he tries to fight security and paramedics. They get him strapped in and wheel him out to the ambulance.

Meanwhile, the room was deemed hazardous due to all the broken glass and b***d, so we had to change rooms at 4:00 a.m. We had to move all [the] luggage and booze to another suite at the opposite end of the hotel, while we were still under the influence.

” Canig23

10. This Belligerent New York Cop Lived To Tell This Crazy Tale

“I worked at a nightspot where some guy, intoxicated out of his mind, climbed up the fire escape on the side of the building, over the barriers, and then onto the roof that covers the valet area, you know, where taxi cabs and limos pull up to drop people off.

When the bouncers and valet guys shouted at him to come down, he decided that instead of going back the stupid way he came, he would just climb down the fluorescent lightbulbs on the side… which shattered under his weight, sending him down into the street, cracking open his skull on the pavement.

He did NOT die, thank goodness, but his wife screamed about suing the club, we’re gonna be in big trouble for this, because her husband is NYPD. Amazing.” DidYouKnowFacts

9. This Housekeeper Knows That Shifts In Vegas Are Either Really Bad…Or Really Good

“My significant other’s mom is a housekeeper for one of the fancier hotels on the strip. She has stories of entering a room and seeing food littered across the room and feces smeared across the walls. On the bright side, she also finds rolled up $100 bills that she just washes and pockets.” JackRakan93

Another User Comments:

“My mother worked in a hotel downtown.

There was a man who was playing a megabucks type machine and had to go to the restroom. He told his wife to play the machine while he was gone. She did, but didn’t load the machine – only playing one at a time. The machine hit while he was gone – but not loaded. He hurt her and went to jail. She went to the hospital. This story was written in the local newspaper too. I have more stories, but this one always amazed me.” lapone1

8. This Innocent Bystander Saw A Fight Escalate Into…True Love?

“I used to work in a casino there and one night as I was walking home from work, I saw one guy bump into another guy which resulted in the usual, ‘Hey buddy, watch where you’re going,’ and ‘Forget you, jerk’ and then the usual push and shove and pre-violent posturing.

Except what happened next was far from usual. They were up in each other’s faces and one guy kissed the other quickly on the lips and before you know it, they’re making out. You know what they say about Vegas, if you can make out there, you can make out anywhere.” ask_me_if_I’m_lying

7. In This Case, The Magic Happened In Vegas and Not In Disneyland

“Was there about 3 weeks ago…I was walking down the strip when suddenly the 70-year-old lady walking next to me starts singing the Pokemon theme song out of NOWHERE start to finish at the top of her lungs.

She was so happy when I turned it into a duet.

One of the best things that has ever happened to me…” Jimeeg

6. This Freshly-Tattooed Man Got Exactly What He Asked For And Regretted It Instantly

“On the strip, this guy had just gotten a FRESH, HUGE tattoo on his upper arm. He was wasted and it was bleeding (probably didn’t help that he was intoxicated).

He’s yelling at some stranger. ‘SLAP MY FREAKING TATTOO! SLAP IT!’ and the stranger doesn’t miss a beat and swings with the most force I’ve ever seen in a slap, and slaps this disgusting, bleeding tattoo.

All you hear is ‘AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!’ as we walked by.

This was just a random occurrence as we were walking down the strip on Halloween. Tons of people in costumes etc.” pizzlewizzle

5. After They Fell, This Poor Organizer Felt Like He Was Watching A Terrible Trainwreck

“I produce corporate events so I work in Vegas, a lot. I hate Vegas. In the other cities I work in, you can get away from the touristy crap and live a reasonably normal existence on the road, but not in Vegas. You’re bombarded with lights, sounds, and intoxicated idiots. There’s no escape.

So, I was in Vegas doing your usual corporate meeting. After 12 hours of talking heads (no, not David Byrne) everyone left, I released my crew, packed up my laptop, and turned the ballroom over to security.

On my half-mile walk through the casino floor just to get to the elevator bank, something really weird happened.

As I turned the corner by one of the gaming tables, a moderately large couple fell into my path. I stood for a second, waiting for them to get up and dust themselves off, assuming they had simply fallen. But that was not the case. These two people were in mid-embrace, crying. Not just a sniffle, mind you. They were full-body crying. Complete with tears, sobbing, snot, convulsing, and screaming, punctuated with the occasional loud shouts of ‘WHY, WHYYYYY!!??’.

I have no idea what happened to these people.

It’s not like there’s anyone there to narrate a train wreck. I can only assume that they lost money. A lot. Like, ‘how are we going to tell the kids that we’re homeless?’ amount.

After an uncomfortably long time, the pit boss scraped them up off the floor and out of my way. Wide-eyed, I made my way to the elevators and up to my room. I had a drink and asked myself if that really happened.

I hate Vegas.” recreationalspace

4. This Celebratory Party Turned Into A Search Party

“Me and six mates went to Vegas for our 21st birthday. We went to the Cat House in Luxor for some drinks. It ended up 10 too many drinks and one guy got taken out of the club because he threw up and fell asleep on the table. We went back to the room a few hours later and he wasn’t there! We sent out a search party and told hotel security.

Half an hour later, during the after-party, we got a knock on the door. [It was] two burly security guards with our mate in a wheelchair. They tipped him on the bed and said, ‘I think this is yours! He was so far gone and was found outside the right room, but three floors too high!” Mikluvinb

3. Nothing Was Going To Get In His Way Of Sweet, Sweet Release

“I got a gig doing door duty at that pawn shop from pawn stars. One day, I was looking across the road at a vacant lot (it was fenced off, under construction). A guy in a nice button-up shirt and slacks slips behind the fence and tries to open a port-a-potty door, only it was locked.

He kept trying and pulling at it getting more and more aggressive when all of a sudden he just tears at the top corner of the door, bending it backward and snapping plastic and everything. Then he steps back and proceeds to projectile urinate into the open corner of the freaking port-a-potty from like 4 feet away. Meanest looking dude I’ve ever seen. His friends see what he did and run out of the shop, collect their still belligerent friend, pile in a limo and drive off.

Only in Vegas.” ObviousLobster

2. She Had To Make The Call No Yonge Adult Wants To Do In Their Lifetime: Call Dad

“To make a VERY long story short: [it] was my 21st birthday…took one too many shots, woke up [next] to a very attractive guy I didn’t know, looked in the mirror when I snuck out, and could compare myself to a raccoon, but ugly.

Lost my ID, which was in my wallet with my debit card and my social security card. I called my dad crying about it, he had to drive down to Vegas and help me out with everything and we ended up going home. All in all, it was one heck of one whole night and half a day.” Love_me_tacos125

1. These Entitled Men Remain Disgusting From Start To Finish

“Two young guys come in at 4:00 am. They are expensively dressed in Rolex watches, and obviously years of English classes but no experience actually speaking it. I’m guessing they are privileged rich boys in their country; they have that attitude where they are used to having servants, have never given a thought to how they treat other people, and never once have needed to pick up after themselves.

Anytime they need something, they pound on the bar and yell ‘hey hey hey hey’ until I respond. It doesn’t matter if I’m in a conversation with someone or making a drink. They do this every few minutes. He insists on paying as soon as he orders. They order the two most expensive steaks on the menu.

The less inebriated one gets a drink. The check is around $100, he looks at the tip portion on the credit card slip for a few seconds then crosses it out as soon as he realizes what it means.

The more inebriated guy falls asleep immediately after ordering.

After I put in the order and help one other person, the guy starts pounding for me to come over. I ask him what I can do for him and he just stares at me. I ask him again, and he says ‘Uhh, where’s food!?!’ He ordered two well-done 16-ounce steaks and he’s mad it has been three minutes. He stares at me anytime I’m in sight; if I make eye contact with him, he holds his arms out wondering where his food is.

The other guy wakes up, they take turns going to the bathroom, probably three times each. Come back sniffling and rubbing their noses.

The steaks come out and these guys are hunched over their plates, shoveling food in as fast as it will go. One guy gets a piece of fat from the rib eye he’s eating and just hocks it out onto his plate. No discretion doesn’t try to be quiet, just spits it out. A few minutes later his brother does the same thing, but he loudly spits his food onto my bar, almost going over and into my ice. He sees me staring at him and quickly puts his head down and continues eating. I guess deep down he knows what good behavior is, he has just grown up in a situation where he does whatever he wants.

They are slowing down. Their heads get closer and closer to the plate. They each still have their fork in hand. The intoxicated guy passes out first, puts his hand into the food, and rests his head on it. His brother is asleep with his head hanging but in an upright position. I should probably wake them and tell them that’s not allowed, but I want nothing to do with them.

I come back a few minutes later. The more sober guy is asleep, hunched over his plate with his fork in his hand. The more intoxicated guy has moved his hand and is fully asleep with his face in his food.

I leave.

I walk around the bar again and there is another patron taking her picture with the guys. A cute blond girl has her arms around them doing devil horns. The hostess is begging me to let her call security, she gets abused so much she loves to be able to give a little back.

Security comes and shakes them both awake. As the inebriated guy sits up, a piece of potato and a chunk of steak sticks to his face then falls in his lap. His hand is covered in ketchup, which he then wipes all over his white shirt. Security sends them on their way.” DidYouKnow

While partying hard in moderation is great fun, know your limit! If you or any of your comrades have had enough, go to a safe place and sleep it off. Do you have an outrageously memorable Vegas story? Let us know!