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ICE. In Case of Emergency. ICE
While in the Navy I was told by an E5 to dust the knobs on some electronic equiptment. I was an E4. I did it but when E5 checked it he said it was not good enough and told me to do it again and to report to him when I finished. I dusted the knobs a second time and went looking for E5. I found him in the maintenance shop sound asleep. I then went and found our duty section chief (E7) and told him that I was ordered to report to E5 but he was asleep and I didn't want to wake him. Fecal matter hit the fan. I paid a dear price for my little revenge later but it was worth it.
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I drove a school bus for 9 years after I had retired. Kids frequently left their phones on the bus. Knowing how important these phones were to the kids I made every effort to determine who it belonged to and to let the kids know that I had it. Sometimes it was easy because "Mom" was in their contacts. Sometimes not. I finally had a talk with my kids to tell them to put emergency contacts under the heading of "ICE". Some of the kids had never heard of it before.
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